Lez Be Friends

Josepher Bonilla wanted to bring his two favorite things together: hot chicks in latex and hot chicks who make out with each other. Voila! The Liquor Lezbians Latex Lube Party was born; its latest installment is tonight at Studio A (60 NE 11th St. Miami). The event celebrates the beloved "liquor lesbian," those good-spirited heterosexual gals who make out with each other after they've had a drink or four. And everyone will be wearing "fetish" clothing, made of latex or something of the sort. Pay a visit to the party's "shine girls," who will be equipped with bottles of special lube to polish up those latex outfits and make them look nice, feeling you up in the process (all right, that’s actually the point of the whole “process”). FYI: they're actually Josepher's personal shine girls -- as in, they follow him around and constantly polish his outfit. "People see me with my shine girls, and they say 'That's great! Where can I get shine girls of my own?'" he says. "But a good shine girl can be hard to come by." How true. So, always the gracious host, he's loaning his out for the night. Can you request the girls to polish the condom you're wearing? Still waiting for an answer. Tickets cost $12. Visit www.studioamiami.com.
Fri., Sept. 21, 2007
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