An elderly rabbi, after retiring from his duties
in the synagogue, travels outside his
town to a restaurant and decides to try pork.
As he waits for his order of roast suckling
pig, a family from his congregation enters
and sees the rabbi. Concerned that he’s eating
alone, they join him. The rabbi, nervous
about his coming order, makes polite conversation.
Finally, the waiter arrives with a
domed dish and, with much fanfare, sets it
upon the table and reveals the pig, complete
with an apple in its mouth. The family is
stunned! Flabbergasted, they turn to him
for an explanation. “This place is amazing!”
the rabbi cries. “You order a baked
apple, and look at what they bring you!”
Old Jews Telling Jokes draws from the
long tradition of humor and entertainment
brought by Jewish immigrants to these
shores. The two-hour play acts out beloved
jokes commonly told by elderly Jewish
gentlemen. The bits are filled with innuendo,
double-entendre, a touch of vaudeville, and
enough chutzpah to channel the entire Marx
family, Mel Brooks, and other key figures
of “comoedia Judaica” of yesteryear. Sure,
some things might
be a little stale, but
like all good mile-aminute
entertainment,
there isn’t enough
breathing room for
the jokes that fail to gain ground before
another zinger comes through.
Showtime is 8 p.m. Saturday at the Broward
Stage Door Theatre. Tickets cost
$44. The cast of five will perform through
January 4, so be sure to catch them before
your bubbe’s borscht gets pinked
by the sour cream. Call 954-344-7765, or
visit stagedoortheatre.com.
Sat., Dec. 27, 2014