She Plays Games

She’s voluptuous. She wants to make you scream. And — well, she’s a little bitchy. Glam kitten Misty Eyez wouldn’t be caught dead at your grandmother’s bingo match. Instead, she uses her superheroine drag powers to conjure a dash of sass (alright, it’s more of a hearty pour) to Fort...

By Jamie Laughlin

June 3, 2010

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She’s voluptuous. She wants to make you scream. And — well, she’s a little bitchy.

Glam kitten Misty Eyez wouldn’t be caught dead at your grandmother’s bingo match. Instead, she uses her superheroine drag powers to conjure a dash of sass (alright, it’s more of a hearty pour) to Fort Lauderdale’s most popular weekly live board game, Bitchy Bingo.

Madam Eyez is no novice at handling small balls: Her bingo nights have been a SoFla institution for the better part of a decade. Now her in residency at Lips (1421 E. Oakland Park Blvd., Oakland Park), the affair draws crowds of all genders, orientations, and levels of fabulousness into its realm of hypnotizing banter and lighthearted spoils. Join the big-haired fun with Fort Lauderdale’s sweetest bitch tonight, and who knows? Maybe you’ll get lucky and shout “I-69!” Bar opens at 6:30, dinner is at 7:30, evening show starts at 8:45, and bingo kicks off at 9:30. Call 954-567-0987, or visit lipsusa.com.
Wednesdays, 7:30 p.m. Starts: June 9. Continues through Dec. 29, 2010

Jamie Laughlin

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