A Seductive Playlist for Women in Their 30s

Maybe it's the heat. Maybe it's the humidity. Maybe it's the vastness of tempting skin-cloaking options in this city. Whatever the cause, people in South Florida are hot and moist and rarely successfully monogamous. That might explain the abundance of attractive and successful women in their 30s who are single and still looking for love in all the wrong places.

You've got to have the right playlist for when the time comes to fog some windows with these lovely 30-somethings. They were at their emotional peak in the '90s, so it helps to use a mind-music connection to trigger dopamine production and transport them back to simpler days of lower standards and bad decisions.

With an average runtime of three minutes and 58 seconds, this list should give you about 40 minutes to seal the deal. Let's be honest. That should be more than enough time for the average guy. Unless you've been drinking. Then repeat as necessary.

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Alexander Gonzalez