When you heard that Farrah Abraham was staring in a "sex tape" with nouveau porno king James Deen, admit it, you were a little surprised. Sure Abraham found her fame openly emoting on MTV's Teen Mom, but sexing on tape is a whole 'nother horny ballgame.
And when you heard it was called Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, you were tickled, right? What a hilarious way to induct the former cheerleader from Iowa into the world of filthy film. In anticipation of her appearance at this weekend's Exxxotica in Fort Lauderdale, Abraham came clean with us about her costar's anger issues, her love for Christian and techno music, and explained that she's the new "American Woman."
New Times: What are the perks of being a mom when you were a teenager as opposed to in your thirties?
I have more energy, as well the closeness between my daughter and I. I think it helps our relationship. And, lastly, my body has bounced back in shape quicker then most.
Do you have any mom advice or what is an essential for new moms to have when dealing with their baby?
I think it is essential to have three months worth of baby food, diapers, clothes, and a responsible babysitter lined up. The first three months go by so quickly, and these four things will ensure less stress on the parents.
What do you look for in a guy?
In a man, I look for a confident, stable, well-balanced individual who is intelligent and humorous.
Describe a perfect first date?
Epic dream date, let's meet in Dubai and have dinner by the ocean... The rest that follows will be equally as intriguing.
What turns you on?
Smarts and style.
What are you gonna do with the dough you made from Backdoor Teen Mom?
Invest in my restaurant and save for future living.
What is the backdoor anyway?
The back door on my apartment, I think. (laughs) But it was more than anal sex, but Vivid was in charge of title not myself.
Was James Deen a gentle lover?
He was gentle because I made him be gentle, but I think in life he has more of an anger issue which makes him not so gentle.
Are you glad you went with him? If not, is there a musician you'd have liked to have in his place? Bieber?
I'm OK with my choice of having my one and only video with James. Now that I know him more, I would never do with him again and I'm not interested in any other public figures in entertainment to get physical with, but wish them all the best on their love life.
I read you do a beauty routine with Sophia. When did you start grooming?
I think you're referring about plucking and waxing my daughters brows. I recently just started this year due to her starting to receive a unibrow.
What's your beauty routine?
I don't really have a routine. I take care of my hygiene as needed to keep up with how I feel most beautiful!
What would you serve at your restaurant you'd like to open? Would there be like a Teen Mom egg in the basket?
I plan to serve modern fusion cuisine, so I will take our tradition favorites and transform them into healthier, more eye-appealing options.
What music do you listen to?
I listen to all genres of music, but I think I have a tie between Christian and techno being my favorite.
Who would be the ideal musician to make a soundtrack for Backdoor Teen Mom?
Lenny Kravitz. He killed it with "American Woman." And from what I know and hear, I'm the new type of woman!
Exxxotica, May 31 to June 2, at Broward Convention Center, 1950 Eisenhower Blvd., Fort Lauderdale. Farrah Abraham appears on Friday and Saturday and hosts the official EXXXOTICA after-party, May 31, at Passion Nightclub, 5701 Seminole Way, Hollywood. Visit fl.exxxoticaexpo.com for tickets.
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