President Obama has called for Anthony Weiner's resignation. If you've been living under a rock the past couple of weeks, Weiner is the New York congressman now famous for tweeting a photo of underwear-clad bratwurst to a Seattle college student. Classy, right?
Obama isn't the only one urging the man who was named one of Cosmopolitan Magazine's Real-Life Bachelors in 1996 to resign from his position and quietly retreat into his marriage in which his preggo wife is surely none-too-happy. Everyone from the Democrats to the Republicans wants this man out of their house.
But why must we all hate on a man who only wanted to proudly display the gift God gave him? Plenty of men do it daily. Hell, there's even a word for it -- sexting!
Musicians had the right idea when they started writing odes to their soldiers. Those male play things get jerked around, poked, prodded, and even cuddled with. So why not write about their pussy pilots and set it to music? Here are the 11 best songs we could find about penises.