Here Are the Nine Best Drake #HotlineBling Vines

Because the internet. #AubreyWanKenobi Drake's uncanny ability to tap into the universal life source and repeatedly break the internet made us wonder whether he might be Illuminati, but now we realize he's been using the Force all along. #TennisBling Tennis and Wii Sports... Drake is channeling two suburban bro pastimes...

By Falyn Freyman

October 22, 2015

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Because the internet.

#AubreyWanKenobi
Drake's uncanny ability to tap into the universal life source and repeatedly break the internet made us wonder whether he might be Illuminati, but now we realize he's been using the Force all along.

#TennisBling
Tennis and Wii Sports... Drake is channeling two suburban bro pastimes simultaneously here. The puffy turtleneck really brings home the tennis prep vibe of this excellent meme!

#TennisBling the Pope Redux
More winning.

#BowlingBling
Why do Drake and Wii Sports go together so perfectly? Total strike!

#CarltonBling
Obviously.

#BachataBling
Just like your tio at the quince.

#PokemonBling
LOL!

#DanceLikeElaine
Ughhh so good!!! Stop!!!

#PizzaBling
Perhaps our favorite of all, #PizzaBling is almost too much awesome to handle.

Thank you, Drake, for helping keep the internet #blessed. We may now resume our days.

Falyn Freyman is a freelance multimedia journalist based in Miami. She previously produced videos for Univision and edited music content for New Times Broward-Palm Beach. Her work has been featured in Vice, Bustle, Broadly, Time Out, and other publications. She has a master's degree from the Columbia School of Journalism.

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