Read about President Obama's recent visit to South Florida and his opening act Marc Anthony.
Much to the chagrin of Republicans and fans of disease everywhere, today the Supreme Court upheld the constitutionality of Obamacare. Formerly called the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, the law will help you in your quest to get that five-year old gunshot wound treated properly and that itchy patch on your backside examined.
Listen up, 30 million uninsured Americans, whether or not you're thrilled about this news, the reality of it will keep you alive longer than anything passed under a McCain regime. So, celebrate with a trip to the hospital and play some of these medically inspired tunes. The bill's on us.