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Ted Nugent's Five Most Frightening Yet Somehow Charming, Murderous, and Sexy Rants

Sure, we can have a civil and productive discussion about Ted Nugent's excellent guitar skills, his stage pretense, and tight clothing all the livelong day. But on this livelong today, we'd rather talk about how he's a very crazy man.

No doubt, the Nuge is borderline Busey, but we gotta give it up for him: He's full of passion and conviction, his questionable beliefs visibly pulse through his nutso blue veins.

Cable news loves the Nuge, and it's easy to see why. He's equal parts politician, preacher, pep rally cheerleader, musician, and obsessive deer killer. Whatever his cuckoo cause, he defends it vehemently.

To rev you up for his upcoming show at Revolution Live in Fort Lauderdale, join us for five of Ted Nugent's hottest rants, will ya?

1. CBS, the Nuge will suck your D
Whoa! That escalated quickly! All of a sudden, out of nowhere, Ted gets all heated and defensive with the young reporter on the subject of being a "moderate." First he's screaming about fishing trips and dying kids, then, somehow, it comes to him offering (threatening?) to give the the reporter a blowie.

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