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Ten Black Friday Shopping Songs for the Price of Five!

The day we dread is here, Black Friday. What used to be a day of lazing around eating leftover stuffing and turkey sandwiches is now a day of shop-'til-you-drop anxiety. Whether you're already camped outside of Best Buy, gearing up for a Pamplona-esque stampede at Walmart or comfortably perusing your local record haunt; you're going to need some jams to pump you up.

We've compiled a list of five songs guaranteed to get your shopping mojo working -- but, wait, there's more! We decided to sweeten the deal with five more songs to save money while spending your money on those fantastic deals! Make sure your headphones are blasting these tunes super loud as you fight the moms in Toys R Us for the last motherfucking You & Me doll, it will give you strength.

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