18 Reasons Why Gators Fans Are the Worst

Chris Joseph September 6, 2013 8:32AM

Ah. Gators fans.

They smell. They're loud. They drink cheap beer. They love to wear jorts. They love mullets.

And they're set to invade Sun Life Stadium for the big showdown with the Hurricanes on Saturday afternoon like an orange STD, infecting every crevice of South Florida like a horde of toothless, insufferable zombies.

Members of the Gayterrr Naytion are the worst.

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Here are 18 reasons why Gator fans are the absolute worst:

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