Miami Marlins Tickets Now Selling for Less Than $2

Good news for all you Marlins fans who were worried that you were going to have to pay prices inflated by people actually wanting to go to the games: Tickets for Sunday's game against the Mets are now online for as low as $2.99, and tix for next Tuesday's game against the Pirates can be had for $1.40. Looks like South Florida's already lost interest in the new stadium. Or in Ozzie "Fuckin' Grow Up, Motherfucker" Guillen; take your pick.

There were tens of thousands of tickets available Thursday afternoon, so if you're in the mood to see the 16-15 Marlins, roll on over to StubHub and spend the change you find in between your couch cushions on a professional baseball game.