2. Beluga Whale
This is a Beluga Whale (though I'm still not entirely convinced it's not Roofus Scott, the liberal half-brother of Rick Scott who was exiled to the sea after caught watching Real Time With Bill Maher). The similarities are uncanny: the shiny dome, the dumb grin, the blowhole that spews salty mucus.
Things they have in common: • Lack of a dorsal fin. • Thinking homosexuality can be cured by bathing in tomato juice.
3. Three-Toed Sloth
This is a Three-Toed Sloth. Aside from sharing the same vacuous stare, Rick Scott and the sloth also share a similar thought process. It goes like this: ...and breathe ...breathe again. An unnamed source claims that Rick Scott's closest advisers are made up almost exclusively of Three-Toed Sloths.
Things they have in common: • They both dance like this. • Favorite song is "Dust in the Wind."