Good news for all you Marlins fans who were worried that you were going to have to pay prices inflated by people actually wanting to go to the games: Tickets for Sunday's game against the Mets are now online for as low as $2.99, and tix for next Tuesday's game against the Pirates can be had for $1.40. Looks like South Florida's already lost interest in the new stadium. Or in Ozzie "Fuckin' Grow Up, Motherfucker" Guillen; take your pick.
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