Mike Florio, who runs the NFL website Pro Football Talk, got into some Twitter beef with the Jacksonville Jaguars mascot, Jaxson de Ville, on Wednesday night.
We were hoping this was a case of an NFL "writer" having some good clean fun with a cartoon character to entertain their respective followers.
The beef was real. And if you know anything about Florio, you know he's a prickly sourpuss who slicks back his hair and takes himself waaaaayyy too seriously. He's quick to block any naysayers and even quicker to try to prove he's witty.
But anyone who gets into a fight with a fictional character lacks more than wittiness. He also lacks self-awareness.
Check out all the DUMB after the jump: