The Daily Mouthful: A Prayer

"Oh Lord please don't burn us
Don't kill or toast your flock,
Don't put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock,
Don't bake or baste or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok."

-- Monty Python

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