Openings and Closings

Farrah Abraham at Crazy Horse Opening: Full Menu, Full Nudity, Free Lunch

Crazy Horse, an 11,000 square foot entertainment complex has just opened at 1820 NW 21 St. in Pompano Beach. The club, which features a mix of regular nightclub with an adult flair, offers a full liquor bar, and full dining menu.

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Crazy Horse's Tonia Ryan said the club, which just opened March 5, has a fantastic menu. "We've been getting great reviews from the food."

Speaking of tasty tidbits, the menu includes filet mignon sliders ($15); Sicilian meatballs ($9); lobster mac & cheese ($10); a selection of flatbreads ($11-14); a Crazy Horse burger ($7); a pulled pork burrito ($11); and more.

If you're looking to save your dollars for something more substantial (like a private dance), the Crazy Horse offers free lunch Monday through Sunday from 11:30 a.m. to 3 p.m. Ryan says the free lunch is extremely popular with about 50 to 100 guys coming in daily to check out the rotating menu that includes offerings like lasagna and club sandwiches.

The club also boasts a lingerie shop on premises, in case you're totally guilty about telling your significant other that the "business meeting" ran late, if you know what we mean.

Although the club is officially open, the Crazy Horse is celebrating with a grand opening party on March 21 featuring Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham.

You gotta hand it to Farrah Abraham. The woman took her 15 minutes of fame and turned it into a lucrative career as reality celebrity, adult film star, and lingerie model. That kind of chutzpah landed her roles in the films Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom and the much-anticipated sequel, Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. Seriously, though, anyone who can turn a botched lip injection into PR gold has got our mad respect (and probably a drop or two of Kardashian blood running through her veins).

From 9 p.m. until the wee hours of the morning, celebrate the adult entertainment venue's opening with Abraham and a lingerie party by Inance. The party gets going on March 21 at 9 p.m., with Abraham making her grand appearance at 9 p.m. Admission for the grand opening is $10; $25 for VIP area, which includes a meet and greet photo opp. To make VIP reservations or buy a photo op package, call 954-970-0777. Crazy Horse is open daily from 11:30 a.m. to 2 a.m. Make your lunch plans now!

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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times, covering the restaurant and bar scene in South Florida. She has been featured on Cooking Channel’s Eat Street and Food Network’s Great Food Truck Race. Doss won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature on what it’s like to wait tables. In a previous life, she appeared off-Broadway and shook many a cocktail as a bartender at venues in South Florida and New York City. When she’s not writing, you can find Doss running some marathon then celebrating at the nearest watering hole.
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