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Five Craziest Spring Break Stories From Downtown Fort Lauderdale's Bartenders

Spring Break is known as a month of complete chaos for Fort Lauderdale bartenders. It's kind of like babysitting a bunch of overgrown toddlers. In the heat of the moment, restaurant staff probably fantasize about punching these amateurs in the face. How would you feel if you have to wipe some stranger's projectile vomit? Yeah, our thoughts exactly.

While these experiences might not be funny at the time, they make for hilarious stories later. We got some downtown Fort Lauderdale bartenders to share their most ridiculous Spring Break stories. Lots of naked, lots of vomit, and lots of flatulence for the win!

See also:

- Spring Break is Here: Five Places to Avoid the Amateurs

- Best Spring Break Drink Specials in Fort Lauderdale

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