Ray's latest is "I Hit It First," a miserably honest affirmation that the MC and vocalist did in fact engage in carnal relations with Kim Kardashian before, uh, other people. This includes -- and is probably, like, directly aimed at -- Kimmy's boo and impregnator, Kanye West.
For example, the track references the shawty-subject at hand moving "on to rappers and ball players" (hmmm). And Ray J even goes as far as to drop the following audacious couplet: "I had her head going North and her ass going South/But now baby chose to go West."
Wait, who gives a goddamned shit? Is Ray suggesting that nobody had ever hit it before him? Can somebody fact-check that? Because unless we all watched Kim lose her virginity, Ray is definitely opening himself up to a dis directed at him: "Actually, I Hit It First."
Here's hoping Kanye responds with something like that "Fuck Jay-Z" song Nas did way back when.
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