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Five Reasons the Miami Dolphins Won't Suck Against the Jaguars Tonight

The Miami Dolphins head into EverBank Field in Jacksonville tonight to take on the Jaguars for their second pre-season hoedown of 2013.

Last week, against the Cowboys, the Fins looked as bad as a team that calls itself a professional football team could look.

And while we know watching this team is like having cat piss sprayed in your eyes, we do think they'll look better tonight.

And while we have no real concrete proof as to why we think they'll fare better against the Jaguars other than it's the Jaguars, here are five reasons why they won't totally suck:

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