Pro sports wives can be boring, pretentious, annoying, or anonymous. Some get their own vapid reality show; others blame their husband's teammates publicly when the team loses. Some are just pretty; some are just not at all seen.
And then there's Miko Grimes, wife of Miami Dolphins cornerback Brent Grimes.
Brent Grimes, who has actually been the one lone bright spot to an otherwise abysmal Dolphins season, arrived in Miami just this season via free agency. And Miko arrived like a cyclone, introducing herself to our world when she gave Brent a very naughty birthday cake.
But where Miko really makes her mark is on her Twitter. In the athletes' world of wives and girlfriends, she's brash, honest, hilarious, dirty, and downright pretty much the best Dolphins WAG, period.
She interacts with her followers and even gives out tickets and jerseys just for fun.
Brent becomes a free agent at the end of this year. And while he's a great player, really the only reason we want him back in Miami is because we don't want to see Miko go.
Below are our ten favorite tweets of hers, which were very difficult to narrow down!
If Grimey was a loud mouth, chest beating, dark skinned, 6', tatted up dread head, yall would be on his dick! Smh!— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) December 3, 2013
#IfWeMakeTheProBowl I might get pregnant tonight.— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) December 27, 2013
...in my mouth!— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) December 27, 2013
GM! Headed to my last tennis match of 2013 with the bubble guts. Pray for me!— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) December 4, 2013
Welp! Shitty booty won in 2 sets!! Woop Woop!!!— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) December 4, 2013
If bae asked me for a "break" my reply would be: Ur leg, arm, rib, jaw or neck? Otherwise, dinner is at 6:30. U want fish, steak, or both?— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) December 30, 2013
If ur an adult male, yell the name Tim. Then yell the name Timmy. Which one makes u feel like u just saw ur boy naked and it was awkward?— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) December 20, 2013
Do u remember if u used a condom?
Do u remember if u used a condom? RT @MAL___: Hangover.— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) December 7, 2013
We went from the movies to urgent care, to the carnival. Gotta love our random, crazy life.— Miko Grimes (@iHeartMiko) January 1, 2014
Sign Brent Grimes to an extension, Stephen Ross!
Also, someone please give Miko her own reality show.