Sports

Ten Reasons Why Indianapolis Is Terrible

Don't count Indy down and out just yet. They have an annoying knack for squeaking out Ws, which is exactly what they'll have to do tonight if they don't want to put any chance at the Finals in the rearview mirror. So today, on the day of make-or-break home court appearance for the Heat, we thought it'd be a good time to engage in a hallowed tradition: municipal shit-talking.

Because really, who would want to live in Indianapolis?

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Kyle Swenson
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