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PETA's Sexiest Vegan Next Door: Meatless Hotties Wanted

We consistently have to give PETA credit for its brilliant marketing strategies.

To make their point, they'll use any trick in the advertising playbook -- including sex, sex, and more sex.

Take, for example, their Sexiest Vegan Next Door contest, which seeks out the hottest vegan with the best bod. And, as with every year, they're looking for entrants.

Read Also: PETA Names Pembroke Pines Resident Finalist in Sexiest Vegetarian Contest

If eating nothing but veggies has paid for you by giving you a glowing

complexion and a slamming body, you've got until March 8 to submit a photo. Then you and your fellow vegans will be judged by the public, starting on March 11.

The

sexiest vegan will win a trip for two to Hawaii, where you can indulge

in sun, sand, and frozen blender drinks (and avoid the pig roasts like

they carried ebola).

Think you can't possibly win? Let us remind

you that Pembroke Pines resident Malik Kalonji took his beautiful

veggie-loving self all the way to the finals last year.


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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times, covering the restaurant and bar scene in South Florida. She has been featured on Cooking Channel’s Eat Street and Food Network’s Great Food Truck Race. Doss won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature on what it’s like to wait tables. In a previous life, she appeared off-Broadway and shook many a cocktail as a bartender at venues in South Florida and New York City. When she’s not writing, you can find Doss running some marathon then celebrating at the nearest watering hole.
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