Curtis Stone Teaches Conan to Cook His Pork For Date Night

On last night's Conan, Top Chef Masters Aussie hunk, Curtis Stone, tried to teach Conan how to score on date night by cooking his lady a nice meal. But get two guys to play with their meat together and hilariousness ensues. As Curtis tells Conan to "get his pork in...

By Laine Doss

June 8, 2011

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On last night's Conan, Top Chef Masters Aussie hunk, Curtis Stone, tried to teach Conan how to score on date night by cooking his lady a nice meal.

But get two guys to play with their meat together and hilariousness ensues.

As Curtis tells Conan to "get his pork in the bag", Conan proceeds to "beat his meat" (which, by the way is "way too hard", according to stone).

The guys then "bump and grind" their spices to a little "boom-chick-a-wow-wow" music, as Conan notes his meat looks "like a murder victim".

Watch after the jump.

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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times, covering the restaurant and bar scene in South Florida. She has been featured on Cooking Channel’s Eat Street and Food Network’s Great Food Truck Race. Doss won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature on what it’s like to wait tables. In a previous life, she appeared off-Broadway and shook many a cocktail as a bartender at venues in South Florida and New York City. When she’s not writing, you can find Doss running some marathon then celebrating at the nearest watering hole.

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