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Dwyane Wade's Eight Most Questionable Fashion Choices (Photos)

Listen, as you prepare for tomorrow's game three of the Eastern Conference championship, remember: Dwyane Wade is your boy. But even your boy is indefensible at times. Tuesday night, Wade wore flood pants, and yes, this was another one of those times his fashion choices left you just shaking your head. We get it: There are lots of things happening in the fashion world -- trends only the wealthy and more industry-connected know about, but bruh, c'mon bruh, bruh.

There is a trend to this as well. Wade doesn't break out the truly crazy stuff during the regular season; he waits until the world is focused on the Heat late in the season, then BOOM! Hey, Wade can wear whatever he wants -- he's kicking ass on the basketball court, has brought three championships to Miami, and is the biggest reason the Heat were able to land LeBron James and Chris Bosh a few seasons ago. It's just amazing to see what he comes up with next, that's all.

You really have to feel bad for Dwyane Wade's housekeeper. It must be hell sorting laundry in that household. Are these Gabrielle Union's pants or Wade's? IMPOSSIBLE TO DECIPHER! Give this person a raise.

Here are a few of Dwyane Wade's most memorable moments in shocking fashion choices. And remember, we still love you, Dwyane.

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Ryan Yousefi is a freelance writer for Miami New Times, a lover of sports, and an expert consumer of craft beer and pho. Hanley Ramirez once stole a baseball from him and to this day still owes him $10.
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