Another Heart-Stopping Resolution Buster: The Grease Beast

Dietitians, look away now. The following is unabashedly offensive to cholesterol and calorie counters.Grease Burger Bar in West Palm Beach is offering up its latest creation - the Grease Beast. It's a 10-ounce hand-shaped cheeseburger stacked between two grilled cheese and bacon sandwiches. Since that's not enough grease to make...

By Jan Norris

January 5, 2011

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Dietitians, look away now. The following is unabashedly offensive to cholesterol and calorie counters.

Grease Burger Bar in West Palm Beach is offering up its latest creation - the Grease Beast. It's a 10-ounce hand-shaped cheeseburger stacked between two grilled cheese and bacon sandwiches. Since that's not enough grease to make it beastly, here come onion rings, cheese fries and a squirt of ranch dressing as a topping.

Just in case you want to justify this by adding a serving of vegetables (seriously?), eat the vine ripe tomatoes, a Bermuda onion slice, lettuce and pickles served on the side.

The Grease Beast, a sure-fire life-insurer scare tactic, is $11.95 and available only at the Grease Burger Bar.

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Jan Norris

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