If you're still waiting for the Queen to e-mail you a royal invitation to the wedding of the century, you may have to come to terms with the fact that you're not invited.
Look on the bright side..London's going to be totally crowded this weekend, the weather in South Florida is bound to be better than England and you can still celebrate Kate and William's big day without getting on a plane.
Passion for Pastry at Boca's Town Center Mall is offering everyone a slice of chiffon wedding cake this Friday from 2:00 - 4:00 p.m. in honor of the happy couple. The bakery, located in the Bloomingdale's wing of the mall, is baking up a giant five foot wedding cake, decorated with English roses for the occasion.
Drop by, wish the young couple well (they're going to need all the good karma they can muster) and enjoy a piece of wedding cake. See? Not even a gift is necessary.
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